Kinkajou Bottle Cutter

A little fun with our Kinkajou Bottle Cutter

Editor’s Note: We’re reposting this as an announcement that as of July 2015, we restocked the Kinkajou Bottle Cutters AND Jabiru Stems at the Assembly JY Square and Online. Feel free to head on over and get a few!

All the bottles scurried in the corner. Scared to get their heads chopped off. We took them one by one and lined them up to the Kinkajou. As they were waiting, they wondered,

What did we do wrong?

We did our jobs as holders of liquid.


Little did they know, our attitude was less off with their heads and more give them a new lease on life. Sure enough, soon afterwards, they didn’t think it was so bad. They got a new life as fine glasses and even got a new paint job.

This is pretty cool. 

I’ve got a smiley face and the best part, I’m useful again! 

Not just another bottle sitting idly in the corner. 

The Kinkajou Bottle Cutter is an ingenious contraption that allows you to cut bottles very easily. You can get your old wine bottles, beer bottles or any bottle and cut them into wonderful glasses. In the Philippines, you can order your bottle cutter at the Assembly Online or visit the Assembly in JY Square.

The Jabiru Stems allow you to use the other cut piece of the bottle as a wine glass. That means every part of the cut bottle can finally be used. Currently available in the Assembly in JY Square.

If you want to learn more about the Kinkajou Bottle cutter, we wrote an elaborate blog post complete with instructional videos.

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